Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Please, let me fuck your mom
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
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