We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Rumble strips road head = magical
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
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