i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
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She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
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So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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