he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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