when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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