So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
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the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
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He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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