He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
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