Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
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