Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
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I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
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Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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