Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
We have started to decorate penises.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
