I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
His nipple licking is glorious
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