totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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