It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
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