Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
I have post one night stand depression
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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