i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
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did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
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Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
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