is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
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tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
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oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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