remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
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