That's intense
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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