Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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