she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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