but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
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Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
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there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
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