We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Randomize
