SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
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She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
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Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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