Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
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Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
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Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
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