I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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