It's Friday. Sex?
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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