FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
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Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
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The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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