just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
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Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
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do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
This is my life. Enjoy the view
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
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