people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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