wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
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