Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
This toilet bowl is my home.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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