dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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