38 yer olds are good kisserssss
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
Randomize
