I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
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Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
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I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
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