Your tits are I can't wait for
you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.