doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Can Purell be used as lube?
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
my liver is dry heaving
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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