Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
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i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
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Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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