Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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