If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
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