we have pet lesbian snakes
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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