Soap is not a condiment
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
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This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
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I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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