so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
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Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
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Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
I love you.
Bad choice
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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