I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
My underwear smells like fireworks.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
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she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I am naked and annoyed.
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
Randomize