you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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