My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
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I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
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We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
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