Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
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She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
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I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
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Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
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