Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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