Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
two words: eviction party
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
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As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
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to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
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