my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
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The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
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I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
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