she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
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