She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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