yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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