I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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