I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
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If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
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So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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