Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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