No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
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It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
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IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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