I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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